Chapter 1-a (NaNoWriMo)

Exploits of El Extraño
the Extra-Dimensional Ex-Gay



Old Steel. Smoke. Soil. Shite. She. And sadness.

Things that El Extraño would no longer experience, now that he/she has entered the indigo void of a galaxy pocket where heavenly bodies--shaped as wisps of clouds and laughing like little bells--would bang against his/her new female body, marveling at how El Extraño, WWII freedom fighter, sacrificed his/her life, and those of his/her confederates in the process, to a man who did not love him/her but instead owed his allegiance to the puppet government of the Akeldamans. (But to those dear students of continuity, such an affair will have to be covered some other time, for that belongs to another life...another language.)

In this new realm, the Floating World, El Extraño is a painted doll in ghost-white kimono, perfumed with the king's narde. With soft steps, he/she looks for the new nemesis. The enemy will tell him/her how to go about in a system of gorgeous geishas, drunken guests, print galleries, and the nefarious art of bukkake.

Later, as El Extraño will yearn to leave the House of Eigo, he/she could no longer do so, for he/she could not stir the comatose warrior 's body in the old world where he/she came from.

And the only thing she can do now is...pretend.

WILLIAM HUNG...SAVED!?

Excerpts from "HE'S GOD"

(by William Ham,
'A Merry Non-Idol' )

Talk to me
Tell me the Name
They say today, He remains the same
He lights me up now
I'm singin' away
Like a hum
Yeah, babe

Talk to me
Give me the sign
I'm switchin' sides, now a Christian, I!
Not playing games 'coz
He's savin' my heart
Like a ham
Yeah, babe

Well, if Jesus Christ gets on my side
We're gonna burn this church alive
I'll let Him turn me around
Inside and out
To walk like He walks
To talk like He talks

He's God, He's God
Ohh baby
Yeah He moves, He moves
I go Christian 'coz
He rocks with a power
But He's good as can be
The only God in History
He's God, He's God!

I'm shaken by the way He moves me
No one ever looked so fine
He reminds me that a Christian, he's
Only got one thing in His mind!

Check out the National Capitol
City United Church concert at West Triangle,
Quezon City, Philippine Island, on the
night of October 31. Bring a pal along!

God's Mighty HAMMER

Failure's Art: Too Legit 2 Quit - The Remix, featuring Jesus

Snark Attack!

::the snarky avenger:: - where truth, justice, and the american way collide with faith, art, and life

Right Light, Rapid City

Midwestern Youth Pastor

The Gospel According to...Andrew

The Road to Daejeon

& REMEMBER

IT'S TIME TO INTERPRET THIS PRESENT TIME
(Luke 12:54-57)
GRACE TO ALL MY CHRISTIAN FRIENDS OUT THERE (not in any order):
CCF's TESS & TARNY, THE PERKINS TWINS, ALBIT, DENNIS, LIZA, ROOCH, GINA, FRANCIS, PAUL, AU, MARIPI, SERF, KITTY, SUSAN, CARLA, ABEL, JO-ANNE, KATHY, BULGIN, LILI-ANNE, DOLLY, MEDAL, EDGAR, EDMUND, KENNETH, JAMES, DZ, DES, PHIO, GERSHOM, ATE JOJI, BIEN, GLENN, CRISTY Q, ARVI CUDALA, JP MASAKAYAN, and, of course, PTR. SARTHOU & his wife AGNES
NCUC's PTR. ISAGANI DESLATE, LYF's MARK, RAY-MOND, CAROL, VINCENT, LOVELY, MICHELLE, and my fave classroom teacher PTR. ERWIN BALANAY
PCCC's PTR. ANGEL RAMOS (& ANNIE), PTR. LESTER 'BONG' EVANGELISTA, CORINNA, KUYA JAMES, ATE BABES, KEVIN, JESSIE, and other dear NEIGHBORS of OHGCF
VCF's PTR. STEVE MURRELL, SHANE, VIC, ABI, and JOHN Z (always prayin' for you...)
Also: DADDY IKE ROBLES, CM ART CORPUZ, SEñOR MIGUEL CERQUEDA, ERBU, AUDIE GEMORA, CARLO OROSA, TOM BOUVIER (who's now heading the Life Changers Bible Institute with Gregory Dickow), PTR. BOB (PERRY, now in Latvia), PTR. REY (DESENGANIO, now in California), PTR. ROGER (SCALICE, up in BIG Bear), MRS. SCALICE, RAUL RIES (in Golden Springs), RICHARD RILEY, DAVE BARRY, ANOMA ABUWARDENA, CASSANDRA BOWLEG, BRO. RICE BROOCKS (though my doctrine prevents me from believing there are actual apostles today, I'm starting to think he is...ONE), & SCOTT 'THE BAPTIST' (wherever you are, thank you so much!).